The Pocari is a small, furless mammal native to Japan. It is sort of like a baby mouse which grows bigger without stopping looking wrinkled and cute. What is curious about the pocari is that it feeds its young not through the tit, but but secreting a highly sweet and nutricious sweat, which the young lick off either the mother or the fathers body. The reasons behind this curious survival trait are not clear

As a consequence, Pocari Sweat was a prized delicacy in ancient japan. Now, huge sweating factorys battery farm Pocari using means I'd rather not know the details of, the sweat is syphoned off into cans which are made readily available in most vending machines for a reasonable sum. The challenge is simply to taste this weird liquid